Youtube Battles Ep. 4: A New Hope

So I was on Youtube happily searching for live videos of one of ym favourite bands, Liars. I came across this video entitled "Atheists are vile, evil, Satan-worshipping thieving liars!!!". I couldn't resist. I watched this video. It was hilarious, serious or sarcastic. It is down right funny. So I commented. Apparently, a person commented as I was commenting and finished before me. This person needlessly, and stupidly took offence to my comment, believing it was directed at him/her.
Here's how it transpired:

mnbvcxzpoiuyt (4 hours ago) Marked as spam

mother fuker ur barking mad there is allah (swt) islam was the first religion ever on the day of ressurection you will see which religion is true .allah (swt) is great allah hu akbr.

Cowcodude (3 hours ago) Marked as spam

Amen, praise the Lord! *snrff* *hgnk* BWAHAHAHAHAHA...okay, okay I couldn't keep that up...You are a funny, funny man. W-wait, you were serious? So I don't exist? Does that mean I'm a ghost? Or...THE MATRIX HAS YOU!!!

mnbvcxzpoiuyt (44 minutes ago) Marked as spam

u tryin 2 take the piss out of me co cow dude go milk ur cow

Note: At this point I got pissed at him/her

Cowcodude (25 minutes ago) Marked as spam

yes I am, because I care that much about bothering some person on youtube that much. Yeah, it's not possible that you happened to comment at the moment I was commenting. Please note I was commenting on the video, not your comment. Think before you post mnbvcxzpoiuyt.

Note: Matt told me about Hinduism being the first widely accepted religion. This took research -high five for matt-

Cowcodude (2 seconds ago) Marked as spam

oh and mnbvcxzpoiuyt, islam the first religion? It is widely believed that early humans actually had some form of religious practice. Furthermore, Islam started with Muhammad's death in 632 CE (AD), while Hinduism, the world's oldest extant religion, is believed to be started around 5500--2600 BCE (BC). No offence to your religion though. People can worship what they want to.

Hopefully, I'll get a hilarious response. I shall fill you in. Now I need to go get a medal, and I going to make sure Chewie gets one!
-Lucas Thurston

Yeah, well

i dont really expect aric to post, but our fearless leader? EXPECTED. TO THE MAX