HEY ITS KINGPIN

hey im now contributing to this blog and i look forward to adding to all this incoherant psychobable

If you can't beat 'em...

You join them. Thats right ladies and gentlemen, i am joining the ranks of the women. I am also posting cause i wanna be cool, just like my father did, and his father before him. I would also like to explain, that since no one actually reads the blog, i can say pretty much anything i want. I will even openly accept that it was my ass on cotes camera. he will never find out anyways. I would also like to back up James's claim of Canada's origin. I was there. It happened. Trust me, i know these things

the origins of canada

i thought this blog should enlighten people, not just throw inside jokes back and forth all willy nilly that the readers may not understand.

therefore i am starting my own series of docudramatical edutainmenticalities called the origin of n.

today is part 1 in my series, where n = canada.

enlightenment in this case will come in the historical and sociological backgrounds of a nation called canada. this is from memory of what i learned in grade 10 canadian history class, so it will be pretty much 100% correct. you can cite this in an essay or a novel if you want, since it is accurate, and it really did happen.

if you have any doubts about this historical drama in anyway, i will let you know right now that you are wrong, and have no place on the internets as everyone knows that i am always right on the internets. and if anyone brings up nazi's in anyway, you are also wrong. as nazism is never acceptable.

well the origins of canada is a long story, as it all started in ancient rome. two gladiators were fighting a gross of lions in the coliseum and after killing the twenty-oddth lion, they decided to not only found a nation in about 1500 years, but also create vast aqueducts to keep it self evident and embiggened.

they eventually died within the next 1500 years, but not before they created lybia. and they did create vast aqueducts to keep it self evident. lybia is a country in north africa with a flag that is completely green. their official language is arabic, and their prime minister is a guy whose name sounds dirty. especially if you phlegm it up.

lybia is not only a great nation, but they also are rumoured to make a mean latke, and illegally ship weapons to old soviet nations. nothing bigger than a stealth bomber though, as people would get suspicious. especially those dirty sudanese.

i hope you enjoyed todays lesson on the origins of canada, as i have enjoyed teaching every single one of you. and if you take anything away after reading this, let it be one phrase. "Tripoli boasts many good museums and archives."

Good night.

Iissaaaaccss Ppaarrttyy

Hello sports fans, here i am again

On to business: I am still sleep deprived from Isaac's birthday lanfest party diddly. I would try and organize everything that happened, so i WILL

1) I had to work that night, so i showed up at the party at 9. When i got there, everyone cheered cause im important and my arrival is better than anything ever. Almost immediately, however, I had to leave to pick up pizzas with Kingpin. Phase two began.

2) Kingpin and I were dispatched to New Orleans with 50 bucks to get as many pizzas as possible. We managed to get 4 larges and 1 medium (i ate most of the medium), which I think surpassed the other groups. The other groups were sent out to Marios, Titos, and Godfathers. Its funny how most of the pizza places are italian themed, except New Orleans which doesnt make sense when it comes to pizza. We waited 15 minutes there, and we weren't the first group back, but thats ok cause I was important.

3) I went to the basement and sat around with kevin, jamie, cathy, nolan, and auxillary (i was glad they all came cause its nicer with more people) and we played rock band (a reoccurring theme). This is a short phase.

4) PRESENTS TIME!!!! We all went upstairs and watched iSack receive his present (rock band, natch) everyone was happy and telling jokes. Awesome. Sortly after came CAKE TIME!!! with an intricate cake presented by Steff. How nice of everyone and how nice of cake.

I WILL POST MORE WHEN I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!