LIMERICK FOR AMY

SHUT UP

LIMERICK FOR ARIC

A nudist by the name of Roger Peet
Loved to dance in the snow and the sleet,
But one chilly December
He froze every member,
And retired to a monkish retreat.

my day

2day i wnt 2 classez, n i saw an old frend. he sayd dat i shud stay in skool and try 2 do hard wrk so i can graduate!!!

I WANT 2 GRADUATE!!!

D.A.N.C.E. - Justice video

Yeh, i love it

hi

hi guyz, i jus wantd 2 say that i luv evry each one and all of u

plz dont think im a faggo-chondriac, becuz i'm realy not. i jus wantd 2 say wut i mean and i did, so i hope u can all apprcitate my honsty and good will twards all of u lol.

i hope u can all share felings for me 2, becuz it wud be pretty kewl of all of u, except reggie becuz he is a nubsauze on all acounts of life lol

if there was a nubsauze award for excellent nubsazuery on all scales of nubsauze and nubsauzity i bet he'd get third, becuz he is a nubsauze at being nubsauze XD

this place needs more ppl liek me and whitey, we can exprss ourselfs and still feel manly abut it becuz we are just so anti-nubsauze, loll, anti-reggie XD

^_^ by fellows! i luv you all xcept regie becuz he is nubsauze XD XD

The Connection Between Ice Cream and Testicles

People living in Cananda may have recently stumbled upon a certain advertisement made by the creators of the tastey Drumstick and Rolo Chocolate Cone. It is much like any advertisemnt, except for a certain line near the end of the advert. In it, 3 young adults all express their desire for a certain frozen treat, while a French-Canadian Choco Pixie changes everything in the freezer to the certain frozen treat,. Guy:"I feel like a Drumstick" *Choco Pixie turns everything in the freezer into a Drumstick* Girl 1:"I feel like a Rolo Chocolate Cone." *everything in the freezer is a Rolo Chocolate Cone* Girl 2:"I feel like an Aero Chocolate Cone." *everything in the freezer is an Aero Chocolate Cone*
At this point Guy says "Nah, I still feel like a Drumstick." Infuriated, our Francais Faerie turns Guy, INTO A DRUMSTICK! Ah, classic joke, anyways, the girls become seduced by his chocolate curves and bite into Guy's ice cream flesh. Here's the killer, Guy exclaims, "Watch the nuts!" and laughs. *Edit, Matt reminded me this part* Then, on top of that all, the girls pull away with white ice cream around their mouths.* End Edit* What the crap. Do they not notice the blatantly sexual nature of this commercial. This was not a late night commercial either. No, children saw this ad, and giggled.
Now maybe last week, the commercial was altered. The only changes, Girl 2 says " I feel like some of those Dibs." Also, Guy says "Ladies, ladies!" instead of the nut-line. This commercial had a short hilarious legacy, but a legacy nonetheless.

ROKK!!!

Two days ago, I hopped over to my local guitar store and bought a guitar! Wowee! What kind you ask? Well, *chuckle* if you insist on knowing, it is an Ibanez RG350DX Tremolo. It plays like silk, as in smooth, cause silk...you know...*ahem* Anyways, yeah, it's great. Tootles, I must play more!

Seeing that no one else has done it...

I WELCOME JAMES SUGA-FLY

GET OUT MAH BIZNESS

HE IS HERE, AND QUEER, AND POSSIBLY READY TO PARTY.

UPDATE: CAPTION. more suiting. props to the tri-man.

No.

Ignore enemy propaganda.

In other news...

Evil Dictator?

The last post was a lie. Do not believe anything that man says. He is trying to enslave you all to do his bidding, and we must fight his malicious need for power.

United WE ARE STRONG!

HAI GUYS!

The day was July 22nd. I was sipping on a steaming cup of finely roasted coffee bean (no water, I don't roll that way) and then I got an email. An email which would CHANGE MY LIFE.

"You have been invited to contribute to Matt's blog" At first I was afraid, I was petrified. I kept thinking I could never live without you by myside. But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong, I grew strong, I learned how to get along...

But then I stopped and thought about it, why is it Matt's blog? Isn't Aric or Reggie or especially Whitey an equal part of this (one can only assume) newly formed blogipository?

I then dedicated my life, and the lives of my followers, to fixing not only the biggest fraud in humanity, but also the man behind it all. Aric.

He has tortured and deceived us for too long. We must take a stand against this cruel and inconceivably ugly dictator, and his dictatorship.

No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself, because, blood alone moves the wheels of history!

And to end my first post, some wise words from an even wiser man;

"Hey, you, get off my cloud;
You don't know me and you don't know my style.
Who be getting flam when they come to a jam.
Here I am, Here I am, the Method Man.

Pattycake Pattycake, hey, the Method Man."

Keep beautiful.
-James Suga-Fly

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UPDATE:
An interview with the evil one himself.
JZA! says (11:11 PM):
YOU ARE GOING DOWN, EVIL DICTATOR
Aric says (11:12 PM):
Evil Dictator of what country?
JZA! says (11:12 PM):
YO MOMMA!
Aric says (11:12 PM):
TO HELL WITH YOU
JZA! says (11:12 PM):
STOP BEING SO MEAN, HOMOGAY
Aric says (11:13 PM):
I OWN JOO
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
YOU OWN NOTHING BUT PEASANTS WHO ARE STARVING FROM MALARIA AND SYPHILLIS
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
HOW DOES IT FEAL, EVIL DICTATOR
Aric says (11:13 PM):
very good infact..
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
YOU MONSTER!
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
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FAVOURITE SOUPS LIST

Here is the main feature of the week: a small collection of various people's favourite soups

• Matt - French Onion Soup
• Nolan - Cream of Broccoli Soup
• Jamie - Miso Soup
• Kat - Italian Wedding Soup
• Aric - Chicken Noodle Soup
• Amy - Campbells Vegetable Soup
• Cathy - Borscht
• Josh - Clam Chowder
• Tess - Corn Soup
• Ray - Italian Wedding Soup
• Tom - Chicken Noodle Soup
• Mike - Clam Chowder
• Kevin - Cream of Mushroom Soup
• James - Italian Wedding Soup
  
  Use these for conversation starters!