People Are Jerks

Today, I was informed that two grade 10's I believe attacked a couple of grade 4's. I'm not going to use names but let's call them "Joe" and "Jeff". How the hell could they do this. Grade 4's are nine, they are 14 or 15. Hmm, that seems fair. It sure is good to hear that high school kids enjoy beating up kids who haven't even hit puberty yet. I just don't get it, what's the reason. Whatever reason it is, it's shit. I'm glad that they are getting charged, stupid bastards.
This is what I don't get about people, why would you do something like that? The grade 4's are in the fucking hospital! That's insane, utterly insane. Joe and Jeff will have their comeupance, whether from someone at school who hears of their disgusting acts, or if they get "loved" by someone in jail.
Angrily Yours,
Lucas Thurston

Linking Apple To Mr. Harper

[woo, post from me!]

So, I was watching Seinfeld today, and this new commercial for Apple appeared. You know, the one with the white backround and the young guy who's Apple, and the Pc Daily Show Guy? Yeah, anyways, it was a direct punch to the groin at Microsoft. I mean more than usual, it was making fun of Vista's security systems. I laughed. Then, I thought of other campaigns against things. For example, how bad of leader Monsieur Dion is for the Liberal Party of Canada. Of course, you can't see sarcasm in words. Stephen Harper's "New" Government of Canada has released this stupid ad saying how crappy Stephane Dion is. Now, how long has been leader? Not long enough to screw something up. And these ads show videos of him saying how the Liberals didn't get certain environmental things done. Mmhm. Yet, Stephane Dion wasn't the leader of the party at that time, so that kind of makes the whole advertisement invalid. Also, how good of a job are you doing for our environment Stephen. You made a crazy bear-man our environmental minister after sacrificing your previous one to the masses. Pretty much what I'm trying to say is, if you're going to make an attack ad, then make it well. Not some stupid badly shot pixelated video ad. Do it like Apple, be hilarious and creative, not that I want the Conservatives to be hilarious and creative, but I think you get my gist.
-Lucas Thurston ESQ.