Let It Snow

Where is all the snow? Where is it? Where'd you go snow? Seriously people, what the hell, this is Christmas in Cananda, and no snow. It's like Bizarro-Ontario, at least, I wish it was Bizarro-Ontario. People with their stupid SUVs and their stupid Hummers, this is all their fault. Along with all the factories pumping out crap, and us putting our giant piles of garbage everywhere. Al Gore is right, we need to do something, and we need to do it fast.
-Lucas Thurston

P.S. I was the Ed. (Editor) in Aric's article, just so you know.

Success!

I successfully coerced Aric into writing another article!

It's that time again folks. It's Christmas, hoped you liked last years Santa christmas video... Let's never speak of it again. Christmas just seems shitty this year. The fact that there is no snow at all where we live... Curse the snow maker( wtf? - Ed.), and global warming. It's all those green house gasses that are messing up our weather. So, yeah this year has been fun. Nothing much has happened.. More people died... Which sucks. No one likes dying... This is christmas time and I'm talking about people dying. How messed is that. Yeah, okay happier things.

Now it's time to have some theorys about christmas. Santa Claus, the jolly old man in the red suit.. No... Just no.. It's scary to think he can get into your house without anyone noticing. It's like letting in a robber(aka Matt. - Ed.). Only this time he's a jolly man with presents.. Why not just let him in to your house. He's not going to rape our children( no wait, not Matt..Rob! - Ed.). NO! He does the next best thing and steals them. Uses them as slave labourers and calls them elves( and mates with them and eats them... - Ed.)... I'm done.. No more talking about Ol' St. Nick.

Sorry, about that folks, don't know what came over me. What should I talk about now. Anyways, at the cowco head quarters it's all decked out with decorations. I'm scared though.. I mean, I thought I just saw Jack Skellington a minute ago. Oh yeah, the comments were Lucas. Do not blame me.

Arrr! T'is be short but I can think of nothing else to say. SO, GOODBYE.