Lucas Rant: Dell Is A Jerk, And They Should Be Kicked In The Pants

Yeah, so my dad is on the phone with a Dell help guy. We ordered this deal with Sympatico, and you get a Dell computer. I was happy about this because I would get the old computer and my parents would get the Dell. So 2 months later we finally get the computer after having to remind Dell about the order three times. Three times!!! What the hell? Don't they want to make money? They're a business right? They are trying to make profit right? Anyways, so we get it, and we're installing Sympatico on it, well the fucking CD drive won't work! GAH! So my dad calls them and for like 45 minutes he's on there and then in the end we have to send back the computer for a new one. Everyone out there reading this: never buy from Dell. They suck. They suck squid genitalia. I hate them. Grrrr! As you can see I'm pissed now. And being pissed makes me angry! GAAARRRRRRR!!! HULK!!!!!!!!!!

-Lucas Thurston