Hawkins Cheezies

I'm sitting here, bored, on a saturday.....EATING THE WORST CHEEZIES I'VE EVER HAD!! they are absolutely horrible, its like deep fried crap covered in "real cheddar cheese". unfortunately, i usually finish what i start, so i'm going to eat the whole bag, good thing for me its only 28g.

Dr Adolf Hawass

Presenting, our glorious leader! Dr. Adolf Hawass!

We love our malevolent Egyptian overlord!

Time For A Rant

Okay, the American government is trying to pass a bill that will make every museum in America biblically correct. All I can say, I am glad I live in Canada, because otherwise I would be uberpissed. "Yes children, Adam and Eve lived with the dinosaurs only a couple thousands years ago." says a cringing museum curator. In the immortal words of Rob Cordry "I mean c'mon!" What is with that stupid government, that imposing the Christian faith on anyone who goes into an American museum. Land of the free my ass.

A Movie No-one should endure

The Grudge 2. Plain and simple. It was crap. Pure, steaming, crap. Stalin's mustache could make a better film. Anywho, Josh ended up injured and he never got to finish his free refill. Poor, poor Josh.

The Grudge 2

After visiting a haunted hizzhaus of sorts, we decided to go to the show. Y'know, to feel the warmth, compassion, that space cadet glow. But instead we saw The Grudge 2.

Suckiest piece of sucky crap that has EVER existed.

Course, I quickly deduced the main antagonist was renowned super villian, Jack White. In this movie, he played a woman who would eat people with spirit powers.

That being said, it was certainly entertaining. The funniest part was when a woman fell off a hospital building in front of her sister, or when another female started chugging back milk, and then regurgitating it, then drinking it again.

ENTERTAINMENT!