The Balloon Guy

The clock had just rolled over to 10:00 p.m.

I had just finished editing a video. Blurry-eyed, I navigated Kotaku's RSS feed. A post catches my eye, "Master Chief as balloons". Intrigued, I click the link. I am reading the post when there is a pink hyperlink that reads "Balloon Guy has an equally impressive/horrific Mario on display". Not thinking I hover over it for a second while I finish reading the rest of the post, and then click it.

Balloon Mario

It will never be the same.