HAI GUYS!

The day was July 22nd. I was sipping on a steaming cup of finely roasted coffee bean (no water, I don't roll that way) and then I got an email. An email which would CHANGE MY LIFE.

"You have been invited to contribute to Matt's blog" At first I was afraid, I was petrified. I kept thinking I could never live without you by myside. But then I spent so many nights just thinking how you done me wrong, I grew strong, I learned how to get along...

But then I stopped and thought about it, why is it Matt's blog? Isn't Aric or Reggie or especially Whitey an equal part of this (one can only assume) newly formed blogipository?

I then dedicated my life, and the lives of my followers, to fixing not only the biggest fraud in humanity, but also the man behind it all. Aric.

He has tortured and deceived us for too long. We must take a stand against this cruel and inconceivably ugly dictator, and his dictatorship.

No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself, because, blood alone moves the wheels of history!

And to end my first post, some wise words from an even wiser man;

"Hey, you, get off my cloud;
You don't know me and you don't know my style.
Who be getting flam when they come to a jam.
Here I am, Here I am, the Method Man.

Pattycake Pattycake, hey, the Method Man."

Keep beautiful.
-James Suga-Fly

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UPDATE:
An interview with the evil one himself.
JZA! says (11:11 PM):
YOU ARE GOING DOWN, EVIL DICTATOR
Aric says (11:12 PM):
Evil Dictator of what country?
JZA! says (11:12 PM):
YO MOMMA!
Aric says (11:12 PM):
TO HELL WITH YOU
JZA! says (11:12 PM):
STOP BEING SO MEAN, HOMOGAY
Aric says (11:13 PM):
I OWN JOO
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
YOU OWN NOTHING BUT PEASANTS WHO ARE STARVING FROM MALARIA AND SYPHILLIS
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
HOW DOES IT FEAL, EVIL DICTATOR
Aric says (11:13 PM):
very good infact..
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
YOU MONSTER!
JZA! says (11:13 PM):
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
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