Allow me to pull out a knife

and FORCE ARIC TO DO ANOTHER CHRISTMAS ARTICLE! For those of you who don't remember, or are just stupid in the head, here it is for goodness sakes.

It's almost that time again folks. Where the bells ring, people sing and... Santa doing a jig? Yup, you heard me right. Santa's doing a jig for all you folks out there. And he's sending to all you folks out their in the world. And no lady's he's not naked. The movie is called the Christmas jig. You're supposed to jig to it on Christmas day, while sipping on some egg nog or hot chocolate.

I like Christmas. I really do. But surprisingly as I got older I don't really care how much or what I get. I just really want to spend time with my family (Ya I know really emotional, not much humour). Well fuck.. If I had a girlfriend (like that will ever happen) and maybe some more money then i did (I'll have to wait for that) maybe my life will be a wee bit more happier. Right now I'm just waiting for that video to laugh at. Seeing a fat dude (no offence) in a red suit (where the hell do I get that?) doing some kind of a jig.. probably drunk..

I bet you Mrs. Claus set this whole thing up. The elves are also their. Well at least the male elves. Gets you thinking if Mrs. Claus and the female elves planned this whole, and what happened afterwards? Well.. Lets just say. I don't want to know. 'Cause I'm sure if they added it in the movie that it would be censored like crap. *shivers* Actually on second thought. Maybe I don't want to see this movie. I'll just stick with the egg nog and maybe dreaming about some personal stuff. Hmmmm... You know what. If I do get what I want for Christmas. I'M DEFINITELY GET POP 2!

Sigh...*gets a glass bottle of ginger ale* I say to you.

Cheers